Four-year-old anatomy class

S: mom, is our bum attached to everything? 
Me: ??? 
S: why are our legs attached to our bum? 
Me: so we have a place to land when we sit down. 
S: what if our legs were attached to our heads? Wouldn't that be silly? (There was more here, but we devolved into toot-talk, of course, after giggling about our bum being on our head too) 
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Not just "cold"

S: daddy, can I have some ice water?
Daddy: sure bud, here's your cup.
S: I want it as cold as a snowy day in wintertime.
Daddy: ...
#alittledramatic

Mystery Solved.

S: (with drama) I'm starrrrving!
Me: but you ate a full dinner.
S: that was afternoon dinner. Now I need night dinner.
Me: is that right?
S: well, I could just do a snack, I guess.
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